chaunch

A particular disposition that negatively discribes a person/place/thing at any particular time period

Last night was chaunch; you are so chaunch

by Chad C December 10, 2004

claunch

The tight, unrelenting grip of the vagina around a male partners member or any inserted object.

I hope she was on the pill! She had me in such a massive claunch I could not pull out in time.

by Soni Token May 29, 2008

Crunch Muncher

Another word for a lesbian

Wow, look at that crunch muncher go!

by Captian parrot stalker December 15, 2004

crunchy almond mom

A mom who believes that vaccines cause autism, essential oils will heal every ailment and who only feed their children "organic" food.

"She bought an entire case of organic water, what a crunchy almond mom"

by lexistexas May 1, 2023

crunchy

when you feel dumb cause you said something that you were wrong about

ooooooh don't you feel crunchy for saying I should feel guilty for not calling you on my lunch break, when I haven't even taken lunch

by resa7496 November 22, 2015

chaunchy

Adjective. A mixture of both cheesy and raunchy.

"That girl's outfit is chaunchy."

by Darcy Staniforth June 20, 2005

The Crunch

when you're SO drunk that you pass out, throw up and generally get yourself into a mess. This is called going to the crunch. The crunch is the imaginary place where all this stuff happens.

dude, clare was so wasted last night, she got a one way tiket to the crunch

by wastedcrunch June 3, 2007