Crabtree Committee

That group of women (every guy has at least one) who wish they could get bridal for a guy, but percieved life circumstances prevent them from pursuing the goal, so they talk trash about said guy or try to stonewall him socially. A variation of the cock block squad.

Innocent Girl#1: "Wow, look at Big Marty's Pimp Aura! He's dreamy!"

Crabtree Committe Member#1: "What? Didn't you hear he's a faggot? What planet are you from you fat redhead bitch? Bow down to your new Cunt Nazi!!!"

Innocent Girl#1: "Um, yes... I like Paris Hilton. He's just another dumb asshole Nelly loving Nigger. Thank you Miss, may I have another.(groan)..."

by See you on the field September 5, 2005

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craptacular

From the merger of the words crap and spectacular:

adj. - Of the nature of being particularly bad or undesirable

n. - Something that is craptacular as a particularly bad moment, event, or instance.

My car broke down, I was late to work, and I got yelled at by my boss. It was a craptacular morning.

The party was dull and had bad music. It was craptacular.

by EvilCow September 27, 2005

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Craptastic

Lame Boring Useless Inane

Craptastic is the bastard child of the word Crappy and Fantastic. Generally meaning something that was either supposed to be good or nice, has become something horrid or disgusting.

Also known to define something as mind numbingly boring/lame.

"Wow, this cake looked good in the catalog but it's taste is craptastic!"

"This new video game I bought got so much I hype that I was anxious to play it but now that I have it's simply craptastic."

by OkiMar August 19, 2008

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