chimp

When someone thinks there top shit and can do whatever they want.

You are a chimp.
What a chimp.

by da boss pacman1 December 23, 2013

chimpy

Slang word for Cigarette

Shit, im out of smokes, give us a chimpy!

by chapta1 March 26, 2017

Chimpanzees

Don't use dick size in sexual selection.

Iam "He says chimpanzees don't even use dick size in sexual selection."

Hym "Well, I guess some people are worse than animals, huh?"

Iam "Heh... Sorry. That's not funny."

Hym *Bwahahahahaha! Aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

Two Chimps On a Davenport

A sex act where two men double team a woman using bandana peels as condoms.

Why is the station so slippery?

Two Chimps on a Davenport.

by Chippydippydingdong November 8, 2011

Drunken Liquor Chimp

a black impaired male

a black male who is intoxicated, drunk or hungover

My employee was still drunk from a nite of partying and we needed him on the job immediately...Concerned, I called our office and asked....Is the "drunken liquor chimp" ready yet?

by Boom48 March 17, 2011

chimp

see Micheal Mark cunt Lady Boy chav tosser closet pussy

Micheal Mark is a chimp from the zoo

by Screw you bitch November 15, 2004

Chimpmuk

A chimpmuk is a person in a photograph that appears to be wearing two hats and a hoodie which makes them look like a chipmunk. It is very likely this person will have the qualities of a chimp.

Dorita: WOAH look at this photo...
Tarzan: Huh?
Otis: Thats a chimpmuk if ever I saw one.
Dennis: *nods* Sure is

by Otis The Stripper June 3, 2008