Cocktilinear

A shape or object that resembles the likes of the male genitalia.

Wow Kerri, you drawing looks like a dick. It is very cocktilinear.

by Cockymickcockerson March 1, 2009

cocktarp

1. A condom, rubber. latex love slipper.

2. Also known to be a blanket, made of cocks. A

person that irks you, or is just a complete fool

and asshat idiot.

1. "if you are gonna fcuk, throw a cocktarp on it"

2. "when he gets drunk, he's a complete cocktarp, what an idiot"

by absolom9 June 19, 2010

cocktimistic

Being particularly optimistic in matters regarding sex.

"Oh don't pout, this is singles night! There's every reason to be cocktimistic in this crowd"

"Hey babe, feeling cocktimistic tonight or should I just brush my teeth and call it a night?"

by vvlts December 12, 2012

Cocktamer

A woman who is so hot and sexy that she turns a player into a monogamous man.

She's so fine that my buddy stopped messing with thots and spends all of his time with her. She's a cocktamer.

by Rynesdad April 23, 2016

Cocktape

Any tape or adhesive used to restrict a man's bulge

"Did you bring the cocktape?"Terrence.
"Oh man, I forgot, sorry," replied Benjamin.
"Well now the back row will see my bulge."

by Simpsonshead August 1, 2016

cocktioneer

One who specializes in the auctioning of cocks.

The cocktioneer took bids and the sale of the 7 1/4" cock was finalized

by KennyP06 February 26, 2017

Cocktapus

A type of plastic surgery where a man gets an octadick (8 dicks) so he can fuck 8 sexy bitches at once.

I'll fuck all y'all bitches with my cocktapuss tonight.

by 1V8liGER September 22, 2017