Condiment plasma

Thin watery condiment-colored fluid that accumulates on the top of ketchup or mustard. Also known as pre-mustard or pre-ketchup.
Related to condiment serum.

I made a killer ham sandwich yesterday only to ruin it with a load of condiment plasma from the mustard all over the bread.

by TonyID March 15, 2010

ConAir

A not-at-all-affectionate nickname for RyanAir, because they con you by offering £1 flights only to charge you £30 credit card charges, £30 check-in fees, £30 luggage fees and much more.

Bill: So who're you flying with?
Ted: ConAir.
Bill: Dude, why the hell would you do that, it's total false economy.
Ted: I know that now! I just couldn't pass up a £1 flight, even if it did end up costing me £90...

by TheDudemeisterKeith July 30, 2010

Condickted Felon

A man with a fantastic dick. The best dick a woman or man ever had.

My man's going to jail for murder cuz he killed that pussy. Its a crime having good dick. He just became a condickted felon.

by MizzV March 14, 2015

Coffin chaser

Attention sluts who "mourn" the death of somebody they hardly knew or used to chat shit about (usually on social media)

Bitch didn't even like her, hoe ain't shit but a coffin chaser!!

by CP58 October 11, 2016

Pre-condiment

The clear liquid that comes out of the bottle ahead of the ketchup or mustard.

I shot a big load of pre-condiment all over that burger.

by Russell Moobs August 6, 2010

Ginger coffin

A coffin that doubles as a tanning bed.. To stop gingers from stealing your soul during the night. Any ginger that tries to steal your soul will be instantly burnt by the powerful UV rays. They are scared to death by these fantastic contraptions.

When going to bed at a party with a ginger just remind everyone, "Quick into the ginger coffin! Our souls will be safe there!"

by Rara22 November 7, 2012

Die in a coffin

A "diac" or "die in a coffin" is a variant to "diaf" or "die in a fire".

Mark: Wow Jenny, you look trashy today.
Jenny: Die in a coffin.

by patrux March 1, 2009