Common

Shorthand for "Common Law Wife" or "Common Law Husband"

My second common was a total bitch. She drove me into bankruptcy dragging me into family court over and over again before disappearing with my kid.

by u1fhednar January 17, 2021

Common Grounds

Not just a bar, a cultural New York landmark.

Common Grounds hands down, equally ruined and made my life.

by common grounds February 16, 2022

Common literature

1. A thing that certain people consider "very scary" when used by one who's typing is all over the place, usually very poor grammar, capitalization, spelling, and more, then suddenly changes to the proper way of typing/writing.

2. Obviously learned in many of your English classes, assuming you didn't skip.

3. Very rare. Just rare. Like, "discovered yesterday and it was scary as fuck," rare.

"What? I simply decided to use common literature properly to do better with English. It's not like the world is ending." "YOUR TYPING NORMAL AND IT'S SCARY" "You're, not your. Your is ta-" "SHUT-"

by Discord's Personal Satan January 6, 2021

Common Dihnominator

When your dih is bigger than a ruler so you whip it out and the math teacher calls you the Common Dihnominator

Damn Trayvon, you're failing Algebra 1, but you sure are the common dihnominator

by kosagui November 24, 2025

The Commoner Effect

When you’re a super smart person that hangs out with too many “regular” people and therefore lose your intelligence

“Riya, why did you get a 95 on that history test? Maybe if you didn’t go out to dinner with your commoner friends you could’ve gotten 100.”
^ meanwhile the “commoners” are just other people the same age as you
This is the commoner effect

by da riff April 26, 2024

Common sense

Adj; something that doesn't exists

NO ONE HAS COMMON SENSE

by HA HA FUNNY TE HE January 18, 2020

izzy commons

she is a lovely and kind hearted person who will always listen to you and help you out. she cares for you and looks out for you more than she does for herself<3

person- i really need someone to talk to :(
person 2- go talk to izzy commons she’ll help you and listen to you

by the person next to you :) February 7, 2022