Colin Powelled

to have your credibility destroyed by participating in the plans of idiots

I should have known better than to go along with Mick and Keith's plan to go on an Antarctic tour ... now that it has turned into a disaster, it's clear I've been colin powelled.

by Figleaf23 September 5, 2007

collins

Collins are good friends and boyfriends bucause they understand you and give you good advice. They are normally quite tall and skinny tho they may not realise. Collins are very rare and extremely hard to find but trust me, if you find one, keep him safe and listen to him, because if you listen to him, he will listen back and give you good advice when he can.

Leah: hey Collins i have a worry.

Collins: what is it?...
from then on he will listen and help here and there.

by leah x turner December 27, 2016

Colin

The ruler on the USA and the smartest person alive. He also defeated Donald Trump.

Dang it Colin, he is the one that defeated Donald Trump.

by Thanos231 December 29, 2018

Calling Blades

The act of choosing weapons when challenged in a street fight; challenger decides which weapon will be used and if challangee does not have said weapon, challangee is SOL.

Blades can be substituted with the following: belts, bottles, rings, purses, shoes, brass knuckles, paper, chairs, boxes, knives, etc.

C-Dub: I saw that ho Stephanie the other day and I thought about calling blades on her ass, so I did!

C: Was she packing?

C-Dub: Hell no! You know I cut that bitch! And what?

C: Cassie, you are crazy!

by The Shiznit! June 15, 2009

Colligerent

An adjective that has no meaning whatsoever. Used mostly in conversation to make yourself sound smarter than everyone around you. If someone asks you what it means, don't give them a straight answer. In fact, don't even tell them that the word doesn't really exist. Let them figure it out.

Dude, stop being so colligerent. You're embarrassing yourself.

by zombiance December 20, 2010

Collene

A Collene is a friend for life. No matter the distance or time between you, she will be there when you need her. If you're lucky enough to find a Collene, hold on to her, she's one of a kind.

I can't believe I found a friend like Collene! I'm so lucky!

by TheRealVern August 18, 2017

Colin Cowherd

Extremely annoying sports radio talk show host who thinks he is right about everything. Tactics include:1)Bashing an entire city or school the day after they lose a championship game.(As if their fans had something to do with it) 2)Rambling on and on about how the ratings in football are so much higher than baseball.(As if that is going to make me instantly stop liking baseball) 3)Cutting off and/or hanging up on anyone who has a different opinion than him. 4)Being so generally annoying that you would rather turn off the radio in fear that you might cut your ears off if you continue to listen. 5)Claiming that he is the only talk show host who makes any sense when he is in fact the only one at his own network who doesn't make any sense. 6)Being such an overall fuckup that you wonder how a stellar network such as ESPN could hire an assclown like him.

Person A: You wanna listen to the Colin Cowherd show???
Person B: Let's cut eachother instead.
Person A: Sound's great!!!

by C. Griffin November 9, 2007