Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!
by McFetus February 21, 2015
by SpeedOfDoom July 10, 2024
An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.
Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.
Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.
Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022
by MrLesbian July 08, 2021
A Pacific Islander with big feet, large shoe size over 13. Genetically inclined to be very athletic in sports and stomping.
by 718livingin808 September 30, 2021
The smell of a girl returning home to her man after having sex with someone else, but using douche or vinegar to cover the stench.
Boyfriend: Hey bitch, where you been? What's that smell?
Girlfriend: Oh it's my new deodorant.
Boyfriend : Bitch stop lying, that ain't no Lady Speedstick. You been fucking on your period. Smelling like a bad coconut.
Girlfriend: Oh it's my new deodorant.
Boyfriend : Bitch stop lying, that ain't no Lady Speedstick. You been fucking on your period. Smelling like a bad coconut.
by Camdelou February 05, 2021
When an older man pulls out during sex and dribbles cum.
Khaira: “Ewww gross Brandon dripped all over me again”
Luna: “Hun your beaver is super cuter like this”
Khaira: “Ewww gross Brandon dripped all over me again”
Luna: “Hun your beaver is super cuter like this”
coconut-pilled
by Bolo99 July 05, 2024