Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010

cockerspaniel

1. verb- to have suffered the repeated thrusts of a Spanish Cock
2. A Unit of measurement, the span of an erected spanish cock (approximately 3 inches)

1. OOOOO she is a fatty! She looks like she's been cockerspanieled!!
b. Oh shit dat bitch is gettin cockerspanieled!!

2. This ruler seems to be 4 cockerspaniels long

by Mo March 26, 2003

Cold-cocked

The act of putting your clock or penis in the refrigerator then slapping your girlfriend in the face with it.

Ordin said he was going to get something to drink from the fridge and came back and cold-cocked me.

by Jamie Hartzell August 18, 2018

Cockerspanial

A diss, obviously based off the name of a common house pet with a silly name...

Shut your mouth, you cockerspanial!

by eMOS June 8, 2004

cockelbanger

derived from the terms cock and bang this word defines one who likes the cock

n; a cock enthusiast

Susan is such a cockelbanger

by Loki008 March 8, 2005

cockarolla

when a guy has a huge cock and its so big you dont wanna suck it anymore"

"yooo girll, that kids cock was so big it made me wanna cockarolla

by ashizzle and kaitbizzle December 29, 2006

4 o'clocker

The "Business Analyst" that slips out the door 2 hours early.

I've got an advanced degree in Business Administration, and you don't pay me enough to take this job seriously. So F-you, I'm going to play tennis, i'm a 4 o'clocker on this job.

by kantmakn September 20, 2005