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Clusterfuckanado

Any event with the ability to disrupt an entire city. The perfect example is SXSW in Austin Texas every year.
I attended my first SXSW this week, it was a real clusterfuckanado.
by Davebuoy March 15, 2015
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Clusterfuck

Clusterfuck. My pick up truck done broke down at the side of the road my dog died, I done lost my girl and I have herpes.
by Nosenseatall August 3, 2015
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clusterbitch

1: Noun: A person who has multiple personalities or moods that portray bitch like characteristics.
2: Verb: nag about something with others supporting you in one accord or nag about multiple irritating issues.
1: Guy 1: Dude, what is with your girlfriend? She even nags when she's happy.

Guy 2: She's just a huge

clusterbitch.

2: My entire family started clusterbitching when I left the toilet seat up. FML.
by Fat Sheamus October 27, 2017
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Clusterfuck

1) a mess of shit that happens all at once usually in a single area
2$ South Sudan
Wow that country is a clusterfuck
by Dank spank bank October 1, 2021
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Clusterfuck

A word used to describe a generally terrible situation.
(primarily used by fans of Sam O'Nella Academy) A word used to describe the deteriorating situation of South Sudan.
What a load of clusterfuck.
by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022
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Knuckle Cluster

The name given to a gathering of lesbians, typically consisting of at least three.
Bro, did you go to that party last night?
Yeah, there were a ton of lesbians, it was a real knuckle cluster.
by chevyboyusa February 4, 2021
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Clusterfuck

Originally: Genetically compromised offspring proportedly the result of multiple male partners with one female. Hence, Cluster Fuck. Similar to Stupid, Disorganised, Loser, Tosser. A hopeless case. Sometimes shorteded to 'Cluster'.

Interchangeable with GO FUCK, FUCK OFF, FUCK UP, FUCK OFF, BALLS UP.

Derivation: Military

Also refers to a hopelessly compromised situation.
Example: James failed the public service entrance exam three times. What a clusterfuck! (often contracted to 'What a cluster!')

Example: When on exercise, they were ordered to turn the camouflage net over to be the same as all the others. Pity it didnt match the surrounds. What a clusterfuck (gofuck, fuckoff, fuckup, ballup, cluster!
by sociopath9 April 15, 2009
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