Chowder Cannon

Dick, cock, prick, johnson, pud

Lindsay Hohan (a.k.a. Lohan) graves the Chowder Cannon!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011

Ball Chowder

The gelatinous compound of Fromunda cheese and semen that is created when one masturbates excessively whilst disregarding personal hygiene. Commonly served atop crackers and crumpets in many of London's most prestigious dining establishments. Graded with names derived from several states in which it may be harvested, Spongy, Crusty or Damn Rotten, with correlating prices. It's sale and consumption has been disallowed in the United States, but "Ball-Shining" remains a common practice in the states of Alabama, Kentucky and Hawaii.

Have you ever dipped an Oreo in a hot bowl of Ball Chowder?

by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007

Prison Chowline Incident

1.) The incident in which you make your presence known in prison in order to demonstrate that you are not one to be effed with. Best if done the day of or shortly after your arrival in prison.

2.) An incident in life in which one "goes for broke" in order to establish authority or street cred with others such as new co-workers, classmates or roommates.

The most poignant example, from which the term derives its name, is shanking a fellow prisoner in the neck while in the chowline after said prisoner cuts in front of you.

Sample sentence: "When Larry put his fist through the copy machine glass the first day of work then licked the blood off his fist with a smile, his prison chowline incident demonstrated to everyone at Intellefont IT Services that this guy was hardcore."

by TeeJayEmm October 2, 2006

chown

To change ownerchip.

in format: chown <me> <noun>

chown me all of your base.
or, <me> completely chowned all of your asses to <me>.

by nadir September 13, 2003

chowward

To brown nose in a mind-numbingly obsequious manner, esp in an office setting.

"That Chris guy sure is chowarding it up in the boss's office"

by FrodeoClown August 23, 2005

Ramming my Chowder Hole

When some dick decides to play games and watch videos on their iPod while they're with friends.

"Are you ramming my chowder hole? Put away the fucking family guy, we're trying to have a group bone fest!

by AvaLeathers March 3, 2011

chowder head

someone's whose brains are like a bowl of chowder

Geez, what a chowder head!

by Anonymous October 29, 2003