Choompunik

Verb, niki for short. Being duped -- as in deceived and manipulated -- by a woman, particularly a whore or prostitute. Typically, the perpetrator has many boyfriends and at least one husband at any given time; chances are that she is also a drug addict. The victims are often unsuspecting men under her spell. They would lease apartments under their name where the perpetrator would use them for receiving shipments of illegal drugs, running brothels, or other illegal activities, or all of the above. For the case of the perpetrator being an undocumented sex-worker, the victim may even be duped into providing her with legitimacy and financial support by marrying her in exchange for free sex. When the the victim is no longer useful or becoming a liability, the duped is dumped.

Noun, the act of choompunikking or the state of being choompunikked.

"Hey, dude. I be choompunikked again."

"Dude, so you been duped by Niki too, huh? You so lucky them cops didn't get you like they did me."

"Dude, duped and dumped nonethless." :(

by Nemo Goes to CVS August 19, 2008

choover

A choover is one who is controlling, and nosy at all time.

A: " Bro , your gf is a choover"

B: " Ya, she just texted me again asking where I was."

by jpimpin254 January 9, 2010

Chookianna

(N:) Warning do not be fooled by her looks as she can be very vicious at time, has been known to rate burps and other sounds exiting the body. She can adapt to many living conditions given her abnormal sized feet she has been seen walking over deep pallets of snow and even water. She is not a very good gambler and has been known to leave abruptly after loosing only a small amount of money and will blame it on others. Be very careful when approaching a Chookianna they may be easy on the eyes but is a force to be reckoned with.

"Oooo Chookianna that was a good one I'll Give you a 6"

"Dang Chookianna you only lost .50 cent were you goin?" "yall don't know how to play I'm leaving!!"

by illregular July 12, 2010

Chooblet

The worst form of a noob. Often used in gaming. Someone who had just registered and doesn't know how to do anything.

When Hali began playing runescape she didn't even know how to walk. She asked Nick for help and all he did was call her a Chooblet!

by LoveMeOrHateMeURNeverGonnaBeMe September 8, 2010

Choobassi

Green plants that grow from the earth; often used to get high with.

Not to be confused with it's counterpart- Negative Noonassi

"Dude, that choobassi got me feelin good".
"Where can i find a bag of choobassi?"

by Allibaba November 14, 2012

choomie

Barack Obama - in reference to his Sr yearbook picture with rolling papers and shout out to his chooming friends.

Old choomie is blaming Bush again. What was he on about... Oh yeah, Bush's health care overhaul.

by wolfwood67 October 6, 2013

chooga

A slang for a small pipe that one has forgotten the name of, and is too high to determine if it's a bong, joint, or pipe.

"Dude, man, pass the bong... I mean pipe... I mean... uhhh????... chooga!"

"I have weed, spray, eye-drops, gum, and hand sanitizer, do you have the lighter and the chooga?"

by DDDDDDDDDusty November 21, 2013