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Swindon Oil Change

The act of pouring hot gravy down your urethra followed by a kit kat chunky, then pulling the chunky out and watching the gravy spurt out after it.
Did you hear Smith did the Swindon Oil Change last night?!
by SWOM June 8, 2020
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climate change

Humans are the only species arrogant wnough to think they have the power to change the climate. Claiming that humans created or could fix global warming is like claiming that humans created or could have fixed the most recent ice age. With or without us, the planet will warm and cool, and the climate will fluctuate like day and night, yin and yang, or any other form of duality people can think of.
The world doesn't need us for climate change to happen naturally. Perhaps we are here to make things worse, and not to pretend we are saving the planet, because we never were. Perhaps we are here to make chemicals. Everyone is part of the problem, so why wouldn't we be here for that reason?
by The Original Agahnim November 1, 2021
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Climate change

This will affect every single human being living on this planet. Please understand that we can’t just say thank u, next and leave it to the next generation!
Climate change will kill us in around 12 years time...we need to change this or you’ll soon be telling everyone your goodbyes
by buteralovhes May 23, 2019
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don't ever change

What people write in your yearbook when they don't really know you and are trying to think of something nice to say.
Kristen didn't actually know Molly, so when Molly asked her to sign her yearbook, Kristen wrote:

Hey, Molly! We had a great year, huh? You're such a cool person. Don't ever change. HAGS!
by Rainbowfish May 27, 2010
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Chandee

Someone who is extremely different, which isn't always a good thing. You either love it, or hate it. They also tend to snap unreasonably, so watch what you say. You never know when you're going to set the bomb off.
A Chandee would say "HEY HELP ME CHEAT ON MY TEST, or I'll eat you!!"
by Waflle eater March 7, 2009
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keep the change

Term for a person swallowing cum while performing oral sex on a man.
Guy 1: Brenda blew me last night.
Guy 2: Did she keep the change?
Guy 1: Of couse! She always swallows!
by B TOWN BALLER January 8, 2008
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change my shoes

This is a euphemism for the act of a bowel movement, i.e. taking a crap.
Before we go to diner, I need to change my shoes.
by Brian Rooker October 24, 2006
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