Cafferkey

Scadinavian noun for a vagina.

Greg “hey Derek you got a penis?”

Derek “nah I have a Cafferkey”

by Castiel02 May 8, 2018

Caffeinopathy

A disease of the central nervous system caused by ingesting an excessive amount of caffeine on an empty stomach over a long period of time. Symptoms of the disease include constant jitteriness, sleep deprivation, increased blood pressure, increased heart rate, increased pulse rate, increased respiration rate, and a major crash to the body.

Sorry ma'am, you've been diagnosed with caffeinopathy.

by Dr. Ocular Strange March 27, 2018

caffoholic

Someone who is addicted to energy drinks and depends on them if they don’t have one they Yeet their nan down the stairs

Me:Nan can I have a energy drink
Nan:no
Me:but nan am a caffoholic
Nan:nooo!
Nan gets yeeted down the stairs

by Caffoholic January 2, 2019

Caffiction

Being addicted to caffeine and coffe based drinks.

Geez, today my caffiction is not letting me do anything until I get that good caffeine in my system.

by Davoolf March 27, 2019

Caffiction

Addiction to coffee, or any caffeine product .A cripplig need for caffeine in your day.

GUY 1: Hey man, did you hand in your essay?
GUY 2:Stop talking to me, I havent have my coffe yet
GUY 1: Wow, thats a bit rude... You have a strong caffiction there buddy, you should look for help.

by Davoolf March 27, 2019

Caffuccinoed

When your friends invite you to go for a coffee instead of going to have ice cream and chocolate because their feeling the effects of monching on too much cake, but then they toets and completely ditch you without telling you.

Brenda to group: yo, caffuccino at 1700?
Caroleto group : Yeah!!
3rd wheel To group: sure, I’ll meet you there.

Brenda secretly to Carole: yo, lets ditch the 3rd wheel and get some scissoring done!! Nom Nom Nom!
3rd wheel to group: ok guys, I’m here with my wife, where are you guys?

Brenda to group: oh we’re not coming. We’re doing stuff without you and decided not to tell you about it.
3rd wheel: dammit, I’ve been caffuccinoed again!

by Aaidan725 November 7, 2019

caffuled

being confused (spoken in a childs vioce)

Teacher: any questions?
Student: im rlly caffuled about the exam

by Elaine M. Vogel November 27, 2019