carpet kaleidoscope

The puddle of vomit on the floor. Typically indoors hence the "carpet" prefix.

Show's evidence of one's last meal and therefore consists of many colours. Hence, "kaleidoscope".

Strangely, all spew consists of carrot's and tomato skins regardless of what one has eaten.

"I feel sick..."
"Don't you being doing no carpet kaleidoscope in my house!"
***barf***"
"eeeuuuwww duuuuude!"

by Flatster October 28, 2005

Purple Carpet

When a woman has been punched in the Vagina so hard it turns purple from the bruise. Hence the purple and if she doesn't shave, then the carpet.

You keep messing with me woman and you'll end up with purple carpet.

by d1rt May 16, 2011

the carpet matches the drapes

Hair and Pubes Must Match...DUH!

Hey baby...Do you know that the carpet matches the drapes?

by The Boy Who fucked your girl January 19, 2018

Manjeet's Magic Carpet

A pubic patch in the shape of an arabian rug, which is worn by, (you guessed it), Manjeet himself.

My love life was dead until i grew Manjeet's Magic Carpet, now turning on my girl is a breeze!

by Manjeet The Almighty March 1, 2009

carpet tunnel

The twat hole. it the female sex organ

she had a tight carpet tunnel.

by tobyjones June 13, 2007

carpet shopper

to search desperately on the carpet for any drug trace to get high off of.

I learned this term in drug rehab. Some people just cant stop getting high and they run out of crack, they are addicted so they search on the carpets to find little pieces just to get that high. Thus the term "carpet shoppers" is know in an addict's world.

Emily - "What are you doing on the floor?"

John- "I just really need some crack right now so i'm looking for pieces i could have dropped!"

Emily - "Oh John, you are such a carpet shopper!!!"

by addict09 September 11, 2009

Carpelscretchafilia

When your hands have been wet for an extended amount of time and have become wrinkled.

you were doing a lot of dishes and realized you had carpelscretchafilia as seen in the Youtube Carpelscretchafilia

by Deathnoteryuk24 September 22, 2009