Post Coital Spam

Enjoying a delicious Spam and chili sauce sandwich post coitus.

Stu enjoyed some post coital spam last night.

by McSassy December 31, 2009

pussy comitatus

(phrase: Latin) - bros before hoes.

Seamus: Sorry, can't make poker tonight, my wife wants a clit-rub.
---Randy: Pussy comitatus, dude.
Seamus: ... What?

by Randiee April 6, 2010

Pink Comet

A projectile of period blood that exits a female's vagina when she queefs during a one week per month period

Margret! You got a pink comet on my almond jar!

by PinkComet69 August 1, 2008

Vomit Comet

A splurge of airborne vomit that has not reached the ground.

Dude! I just saw a vomit comet come right off of the Wild Thing!

by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss November 18, 2010

Truimph the Insult Comic Dog

I Keed I Keed , I'm Joking With U! Just Like A Dog!} He might become a BIGGER rappa than 2 Pac! Come Poop with Me!

Jaylo Jaylo 2 a doggies nose her Ass is the Holy Grailo! Two Poop on!

by OLSKOO December 2, 2003

Post coital bliss

Fancy/Nixxi way of saying orgasm :)

Nixxi: I hope you enjoyed your morning post coital bliss my love :)

by R.A.K.A September 29, 2011

coitus interruptus

to disturb/disrupt two people having sex, thereby stopping them from doing so. Generally with some sort of reason.

"Where did Alex put the keys to the car?"
"I dont know, go ask him."
"i cant, hes banging his gf"
"Guess you'll just have to go Coitus interruptus them"

by _Dan_the_man_ February 13, 2006