Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton is Jeffery Epsteins best friend, they like to kidnap children and the news gets on their side and covers them up.

Bill Clinton: Be right back Hillary, I’m going to kidnap some kids with my best friend, Epstein!

by Nahhloll October 13, 2020

Bill Clinton

Once upon a time not long ago I was a hoe
And Hillary knew this shit
It don’t matter tho,
she still took the dick

And Monica too
But I never had sexual relations with that woman
😉

He’s a Bill Clinton.

by anonymous November 22, 2020

Bill Clinton

A Bill Clinton is when you squeeze your dogs anal gland and he cums on your bitches blouse. An ode to the stain on the Blue dress. They said it was Bill but really it was the family dog. Bill was squeezing on the glands.

Hey I gave a Bill Clinton to this bitch the other day and they tried to say it was my jizz!

by ChronosOm February 20, 2021

Hillary Clinton

A fat cheeked demon.

The devil has those Hillary Clinton cheeks.

by Chippeddiamond June 10, 2022

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton is the wife of Bill Clinton. During Bill Clinton's presidency, she did all the work as president. Bill Clinton only got to be president because he is a man.

Hillary Clinton: I must find a way to assassinate my husband.

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022

Bill Clinton Gambit

A defense strategy where one seeks to extricate oneself from a bad situation by claiming to be innocent by (a usually absurd) technicality. Named for former US president Bill Clinton, who popularized this strategy in the 1990s with his creative explanations for how he didn't actually smoke weed because he didn't "inhale", and most infamously, how he didn't technically lie when he said there is no sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky because "it depends on what the definition of "is" is."

Person 1: I just read an article about how Senator Rob Johnson claimed he didn't technically commit a crime by being involved in a plot to replace legitimate Electoral College electors with fraudulent ones in the 2020 election, because he was only involved for "a couple seconds"...

Person 2: A Republican using the Bill Clinton Gambit? Oh the sweet irony.

by Alex-2598 August 23, 2022

Hillary Clinton

When you try (and fail miserably) to flip your phone's camera around

"I gotta get a video of this! Hold up, let me just Hillary Clinton this shit real quick"

by palindromei September 2, 2022