chode

a chode is a penis that is defined by being thicker than it is long (like a tuna can) and can also be used as an offence.

(2people bithcing about bob)
barry: that bob stinks of BO
Tony: yeah! he's a rite chode!

beth: mary slept with matty and she said he had a chode lol!!
megan: OMG REALLY!!!i have 2 tell sum ppl!

by Callum Talbot November 08, 2007

Chode

its not the skin between ur dumass and balls its a cock that is wider than it is long

Phantom has a 1 inch chode.

by not a dumass who thinks a chode is a taint May 15, 2003

chode

Mix between a chair and a toad - used to sit on and hop around.

Dick: Pull up a chair, you chode.
Dan: What chair?
Dick: Shut up, dick.

by clintonius rex April 24, 2007

chode

a tuna-can penis (wider than it is long)

by Pat and Jack November 10, 2003

chode

When a penis is wider than it is long.

Hey sister, T-Dog has a chode. You better not best be screwing him in his private spots.

by billy joel August 01, 2003

chode

A penis that is wider than it is long
3x1

Darius is a chode-like figure. He has patches of afro that look like chodes. He dances around while saying in a high toned voice "I am a chode". (really)

by Friend of Chode (Seriously, we can talk to chodes. May 18, 2003

chode

So I am defining this word again because 332 times just isn't enough. A chode is a dick wider than it is long. Chode is more commonly used as a term to describe people with chode-like qualities, or people who say chode-like things. Chodes are very easy to spot. The most obvious chode-like quality is wearing a hat slightly off center. If you ever happen to spot a chode then casually say "chode" with or without a cough, make sure they hear you otherwise the point is not made. There are definately a lot of chodes out there including Dave Dahmer, Jon Dewalt and Tony.

Ex. 1 "Hey Mike D. I haven't seen you at The Dairy lately, did that chode ban you from the store"

Ex. 2 "Bro, look at that guy with the off center hat, ((cough)) chode...."

by The Bros October 18, 2004