chode

a chode is a penis that is defined by being thicker than it is long (like a tuna can) and can also be used as an offence.

(2people bithcing about bob)
barry: that bob stinks of BO
Tony: yeah! he's a rite chode!

beth: mary slept with matty and she said he had a chode lol!!
megan: OMG REALLY!!!i have 2 tell sum ppl!

by Callum Talbot December 1, 2007

chode

Mix between a chair and a toad - used to sit on and hop around.

Dick: Pull up a chair, you chode.
Dan: What chair?
Dick: Shut up, dick.

by clintonius rex May 1, 2007

Chode

its not the skin between ur dumass and balls its a cock that is wider than it is long

Phantom has a 1 inch chode.

by not a dumass who thinks a chode is a taint May 15, 2003

chode

when your cock is wider than long... who the hell thought it was the same thing as a "gooch"... just because all of you have chodes and want to change the defn so it doesn't sound.

"man he has such a fucking chode... what a sucker.."

by Daver_G May 4, 2005

chode

a tuna-can penis (wider than it is long)

by Pat and Jack November 9, 2003

chode

A penis that is wider than it is long
3x1

Darius is a chode-like figure. He has patches of afro that look like chodes. He dances around while saying in a high toned voice "I am a chode". (really)

by Friend of Chode (Seriously, we can talk to chodes. May 17, 2003

chode

A perfectly adorable cross between a fluffy rabbit and a cute puppy.

Awww, mommyyyyyy look at the cute little chode!

by fwuffy wuv July 5, 2003