Cat

Cat:
A cat is a mammal with soft fur who likes milk and may scratch so be careful the can be harmful if they don't receive milk.

whoa look at that black cat... better not cross paths with it!

by donkeygetoutofmaswamp November 12, 2018

Cat

Fucking hairballs with knives attached to them

"Dude, a fucking cat just scratched me."
"That's because it's a hairball with knives attached to it."

by A Fucking Cat Person November 15, 2018

cat

Something that shits in the house, and something that doesn't do shit in the house.

I have a cat. Why did I buy him?

by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018

Cat

A cat is basically another way of saying an undie (Undercover police) or feds (police)

LK: Rahtid what happened dto MK?
L8: He got caught by a cat man. There were bare of them round ends last week still
LK: Sn His own mandem set him up innih?
L8: Yeah man.

by official_k16 November 25, 2018

Cat

A bitch ass how that will fucking mess you up if you grab it vagina and shove it up your fucking ass

A super flufffy cat is purring

by Jfndusi December 6, 2018

Cat

Fluffy ninjas

What a cute cat

by Rugbyface10 December 12, 2018

Cat

you're only friend when you are depressed.

i have only one friend and that is my cat.

by hayitzbri January 8, 2019