cactus

a person who is too mush of a prick to be named a prick

you are not a prick you are the entire cactus

by Sasin September 23, 2021

Cactus

You may think it’s a watermelon but it’s really a cactus

Do you want to see my cactus?

by OnlyOnDisneyChannel August 31, 2019

Cactus

A sex toy that grows in the wild

Greg: hey dude, could you help me out? there's a bunch of pricks in my arse

Dude: let me guess, you found a cactus?

by Vibrating3rdLeg June 29, 2020

Cactus

Your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend that will make u super happy

OMG I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND HE/SHE IS SOOOO HOT. HE'S MY CACTUSSSSS

by Sugar2 October 17, 2019

Cactus

A plant that when hugged will give you valuable presents

I LOVE cactus I NEED CACTUS AHHHHHH!!!!

by A cactus January 17, 2024

cactus

a perfect dildo

girl one: yea it’s a cactus
girl two: what?

girl one: it’s perfect!

by nooaster March 25, 2021

Cactus

When something is really bad or disturbing. Is a derogatory term used to show disapproval.

Jim is going outn with Sarah on Saturday. Thats cactus!

by laurakii October 01, 2010