2 definitions by Tyrone&LaquandaHunty
When a hoe has not washed her hair for a consecutive amount of days, and has become greasy, oily, and nasty stands of shiny, noodle-like hair.
Laquanda: OHHHH SHIT Tyrone! Dat bitch be having dat clumpy greasy noodles down to her ass ! Does she know what a shower is ?
Tyrone: Lanqunda, dat bitch over there is a Noodle Hoe !
Tyrone: Lanqunda, dat bitch over there is a Noodle Hoe !
by Tyrone&LaquandaHunty January 15, 2016
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A Bitch/Hoe who has not shaved in some time, and the hair that is growing back has a similar texture to cactus thorns.
Laquanda: DAYMN TYRONE, you can see them prickles through thats bitches jeans !
Tyrone: Lanqunda, you got a cactus hoe on you ass.
Tyrone: Lanqunda, you got a cactus hoe on you ass.
by Tyrone&LaquandaHunty January 15, 2016
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