birthday

The Day when your Mother does an excruciatingly painful thing which is called giving birth.

Respect yo momma coz u wouldn't be here today if she hadn't given birth to you.

by Na January 21, 2004

Arkansas birth control

An agressive sexual act in which a man and woman are partaking in sexual-intercourse (works best when female is riding male in a 'reverse cowgirl' position) and the woman, sensing that her male partner is close to ejaculation, will strike the male in the testicles with a forceful blow causing them to recede into the body as a defense mechanism and also causing the penis to shrink thus ruining the sensation of orgasm if it even happens at all...
(Usually used as a revenge tactic for the 'dirty sanchez', 'donkey punch', or 'broken hearing aid')

Last night my man was giving me shit about my ass jiggling too much during sex, so I used some 'Arkansas birth control' and ended the night with a bowl of ice-cream.

by p1zl3 January 3, 2007

birthday

the day i popped out of my moms vagina

"dude its your birthday!"

by dshiznit588 March 30, 2009

Birthday Girl

A person who has had so much alcohol that they pass out within a short time of partying. The gender of said partier does not matter, nor does it matter if it's the person's birthday or not. Basically being really, really fucked up.

1) A. Woah there, why are you carrying Jarrett out of the party already?

B. He went into birthday girl mode real quick tonight, sorry guys.

2) A. Hey Cody, nice win for the football team huh?

B. Hell yeah bro! Parties are going to be sick! I am definitely going birthday girl tonight.

by Moosenman December 21, 2012

Birth Giver

A pejorative directed at a parent or parents that one has an estranged relationship with. It was popularized by the South Park episode "The Wacky Molestation Adventure".

My birth giver called to bitch at me last night, I just hung up on her.

by Hade E Alder May 14, 2014

bitch that gave birth

a prostitute who has a baby. it is the ultimate in stupidity.
In Rio it is shouted at other drivers that do something incredibly stupid and dangerous. worse than the normally bad drivers of that city.

just scream out the expression through your window, its easy to do! "bitch that gave birth"

say it in portugese!

by 1mooseman June 26, 2007

sad birthday

Originally used as a birthday that does not go very well, later bastardized into any unfortunate happenstance

Birthday Boy: Oh a surprise party? Awesome! thanks guys! ....Wait a minute...there are only 2 balloons? that's it, I'm leaving...SAD BIRTHDAY!

or

Jazzy: Man, It's 3 AM and I still have a lot of homework to do...I guess I have to pull an all-nighter...
V.M: Saaaaad Birthday

by Danny-Matt October 6, 2009