Brown Gonzalez 

This act is a follow up act to the White Gonzalez. This is the act of placing the cocain covered Squirrel into ones Anus, causing it to scratch around at the walls of your ass, the cocain is then absorbed into the bloodstream this way.

When the squrrel is removen, the cocain will be replaced with your shit (and, most likely, blood) giving it a brownish appearence.

Get the Cokey squirrel up us chuff!

damn, had a brown gonzalez last night, now mu bum hole ir right sore!

Brown Gonzalez by needs4crying May 25, 2009

brown the meat 

sex of the derrier

I'm totally going to brown the meat with Sharon tonight.

brown the meat by big ol' steve June 18, 2009

brown goblin 

a person who shits in mysterious places but can never be caught in the act of doing so.

i hope we catch that brown goblin before he strikes again.

brown goblin by blockrader September 3, 2009

Brown Stroke 

The act in which a male masturbates while making a bowel movement.

Josh takes so long in the bathroom because he likes to brown stroke it.

Brown Stroke by Gomesci June 28, 2010

Brown Doily 

Butt hole, anus, raisin pie, dirty ballon knot, winking knot hole.

Whoa, get your finger out of my brown doily!!!

or
It was a hot night, he was all up in my brown doily.

Brown Doily by Damandan October 29, 2010

Brown Klaren 

The act of brown winging in football grounds common with many northerners!

Whilst in the stadium toilets...' How about we have a nice brown klaren before half time?'

Brown Klaren by porabthetoilettwat December 7, 2010

Brown Tumbler 

When one takes a dump in one's dryer and turns it on turning it into the brown tumbler.
It's in the same category as a Upper Decker.

At a party go into the laundry room take a dump in the dryer, preferably a top load, and proceed to turn it on and do the Brown Tumbler.

Brown Tumbler by Myra Meins December 14, 2010