hurt box

to be in a state of emotional or physical distress

man i drank way too much last night i am in the serious hurt box

by Ari Firestone January 17, 2004

soft box

when someone doesnt let you hotbox their room

Aleks: "Reiner can we hot box ur room like last time?
Reiner: "naw man"
Aleks:" Reiner ur a soft box"

by -Santos October 17, 2006

box of hair

A derogatory metaphor used to insult someone's intelligence level and comprehension of common sense, comparing their IQ to that of a box of hair, which--all things equal--should have an IQ of zero.

That nuthugger would probably be smarter if her brain was replaced with a box of hair. Wait, probably not.

by Juice March 8, 2005

white box

Computer goods sold without any added extras (i.e. packaging, unnecessary software, etc.), thus making them less expensive.

More commonly referred to as O.E.M. (original equipment manufacturer). White box goods generally do not carry factory warranties. Rather, the seller offers a brief period for exchange or return.

A white box ATI RADEON 9600 video card would most likely be the card in a static bag and a CD containing the drivers.

by MDT October 23, 2003

Penis Box

A dance that uses a persons hands to frame their crotch region repeatedly.

While dancing, Tyler preformed the penis box by framing his crotch with his hands repeatedly.

by Plastic Bat Productions February 27, 2009

black box

In programming, a self-contained, independent subroutine or program module designed to perform a single task; the user has no knowledge of its internal structure but can use it by passing a clearly defined set of input parameters.

That module is a black box. We'll never know how it works; we only know it generates pron.

by blak box October 10, 2003

Vodka-box

The female equivalent of whiskey-dick. When a woman has had too much to drink and although her libido is strong, her vagina don't work.

Jane was at the bar all night drinking appletinis. She went home with Rob, but when they got down to it, she succumbed to the vodka-box.

by tov84 December 20, 2010