botched abortion

A really physically ugly person or someone fucked up by disease, birth defect, or a cripple. Also generally the term is used as a dreogatory insult for polititians.

I really like those waxey elephant ears, stubby hog nose and bald head of Congressman Henry Waxman! what a fucking botched abortion he is!

by Pkuhnert April 17, 2010

both ways

concerning the opportunity of gay individuals to experience sexual relations by two distinct methods

"If you're gay you get to have sex - both ways"

by the_GayPimp October 26, 2005

botch

term i use in kingdom hearts for my boat.

the s.s. botch
Kyle Unsdorfer

by Cory Wigley December 17, 2004

looks both ways before crossing the street

Someone who is bisexual

She looks both ways before crossing the street.

by ybalagian August 30, 2009

botch

the man version of a bitch

"Claudia's such a botchy whore"

by umidk January 19, 2010

Dirty Bonher

Popular act in which a sexually aroused male ' accidentally ' bumps into the backside of a female.

Man dude,look at that ASS! Im so gonna Bonher.

by Jake July 1, 2006

botchulism

When you've totally consumed a carbonated beverage of some sort, or any food that creates gaseous fumes out of the mouth and you need to express it fully (meaning, you can't keep your mouth closed or somehow swallow the burp because you know your neck will explode). And while you express it fully, you say while burping, "Botch." Some others, continue saying the entire word even if the belch has ceased. Usually, after a good botchulism, men receive erections on the spot. Women usually have a quim-like experience.

"Dude, Amy had a nice botchulism last night. It was so loud, I fuckin' got a huge boner."

"BOTCH...ulism" (the burp itself)

by AmyDick January 6, 2008