bitch stole my fish

The caption of a photo of a young boy glaring -- for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny -- at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. Colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.

(Retelling an altercation with one's girlfriend)
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.

(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.

by whit-tastic January 1, 2009

bitch day

Falls on November 15th; a day for all women to celebrate their youth and naughtiness.

Bitch day is right around the corner, ladies!

by vioguevara15 November 4, 2013

Feed the bitch

To "feed" a sourdough starter with a mixture of flour, water and yeast. Coined by Adam Last-Name-Unknown, in Anthony Bourdain's book "Kitchen Confidential".

Feed the bitch!" said the voice on the phone. "Feed the bitch or she'll die!"

by Hermetic June 9, 2011

Office Bitch

Does all the crappy jobs in the office no-one else wants to do. Maybe involving going around town getting keys cut or popping over the post office to pick up post too.

You want me to do what? Throw that over to Dave, the office bitch!

by Paul Richards May 20, 2008

Bitch Mob

A group of the realest niggas of all time, wearing tiny pants, and not giving a fuck.

Lil B taught me about them Based Boyz and that Bitch Mob.

by TheTrueAmazing December 1, 2011

son of a bitch

something you can call a motherfucking bastard.

1: ey man, i stole your credit card.
2:you son of a bitch

by Irishspringgreengreen April 12, 2020

bitch fit

-When a person, usually a female is angry and upset about something and starts whining/crying/yelling/screaming/throwing things when things don't go their way.
-Basically its going all PMSing and Godzilla like.
-Also can just be "BF" if you can't curse in front of certain people.
-Made famous by the Wayans Brothers comedy "White Chicks."

Ex. "I am SO FREAK-IN' PISSED! I think I'm gonna have a bitch fit!"

by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005