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taking my talents to south beach

A euphemism for masturbation, made popular by LeBron James during his "The Decision" (also called the LeBronocalypse) television special.
The NBA is so unbearable I'll be taking my talents to south beach this fall instead of watching any games.
by jcuhomey July 11, 2010
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beach-bum

n. Someone who is resistant to work
(derived from Australia: where unenergetic people would sit on their buttocks and sunbake all day)
Get off your arse and stop being a beach-bum!!!
by -=[Vi]rus=- February 17, 2005
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Beachball of Doom

When the cursor on a Mac computer turns into a colorful swirling beachball to show that something is loading, but then does not stop. The end result is usually having to "Force Quit" the program.
Steve: AHH!! I was just about to watch this video my friend sent me when i got the beachball of doom!

Terrence: Man, that sucks. It's not going away, is it?

Steve: Nope. Looks like I'll have to force quit Safari. Oh well...
by Jeffeffrey April 2, 2010
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Beach Babe

a beach lover who enjoys beach activities such as surfing, boogie boarding, long walks, skim boarding, and swimming and sun bathing etc...

a girl with a tan, cute bikinis and beachy, wild hair.
let's go to Malibu and hangout with some beach babes
by ryan003 January 30, 2016
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Sauble Beach

A small community in southern ontario, canada. In the winter the town shuts down for the most part, but in the summer it is a behive of tourism. Great for parties, vacations, etc. Voted the best beach in Ontario!

Also has been known to have the cleanest beach, best funnel cakes and best parties.
"This weekend, did you want to go to Sauble Beach with the gang?"
by baubleseach March 30, 2009
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Turtle beach hair

The result of playing your xbox/ ps3 too long while wearing a turtle beach headset.
When I'm done playing Halo, I usually end up with a bad case of turtle beach hair.
by Megadethisgood December 9, 2011
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Long Beach Dub Allstars

Greatsest band to ever walk on earth... ever since Sublime lost bradly nowell bud and eric decided to keep the band a love and meet up with some of there friend from long beach cali. So they became Long Beach Dub allstars
by ALbs May 8, 2003
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