lad in the back

When you are a girl and always going to be in the friendzone because you are such good friends with the guys. It's as opposed to being a lady in the front, which everyone knows is the position where the girlfriend sits when the guy drives.

I'm always going to be a lad in the back, but never the lady in the front

by bababanananaaaa August 1, 2019

Table back

When a girl is skinny and has no booty; a very slight if any bump in the back

You could put a level on her if she was lying down and it would be perfectly centered. All that would be needed is a table cloth.

Yo, that girl has a table back. She must buy her pants in party city where they sell decorations.

by Awesome_ericcc January 18, 2022

Keeves's Back

An individual who 'can't be arsed', who will take any opportunity to get out of 'a hard days work'. The phrase can be be interchanged with Slacker.

He didn't want to work in August so he developed a 'Keeves's Back'.

by UK Tonto December 5, 2020

back pocket

having someone of importance at your disposal to help further your own agenda. usually involves kickbacks of some sort.

it's a well known fact that many corporations have politicians in their back pocket, thats why it seems like they're the ones really running things.

by hipster September 6, 2004

back door

Back door

1) A secondary entry/exit door, normally located at the rear of a propety.

2) A slang term for the anus

1) Glenda's back door was jammed shut, so she had to call the locksmith in.

2) Tom fucked Glenda, up the back door

by Coffee_addict July 18, 2004

backed up

An unusually large amount of semen stored in a man's body due to lack of ejaculation

I haven't jacked off in weeks. I'm backed up.

by Mudesi December 23, 2004

wooly back

Someone who lives near, but NOT in, Liverpool.

He's not a scouser, he's a wooly back.

by definition April 4, 2005