Definitions by Coffee_addict

tony blair 

TONY BLAIR = NOT BY RAIL

That's why our trains in the UK are soo *good* then.

Do you love

(a) delays?
(b) cancellations?
(c) exurabantly high fares?
(d) getting robbed/raped/murdered?
(e) Crashes (if you are really lucky)

If you answered yes to one or more of these, then you really should start taking the train, not the car.

tony blair by coffee_addict November 7, 2004

back door 

Back door

1) A secondary entry/exit door, normally located at the rear of a propety.

2) A slang term for the anus

1) Glenda's back door was jammed shut, so she had to call the locksmith in.

2) Tom fucked Glenda, up the back door

back door by Coffee_addict July 18, 2004

tart 

1) A foodstuff, normally consisting of a bottom, and sometimes, a top of pastry, with a fruit or savioury filling, eaten for dessert or as a main dish.

2) A slang term for a prostitute

3) A woman, who wears too much make-up, stilletto heals, very short skirts, and tight revealing tops, often in faux-animal print, and generally has too much flesh on display, thus revealing herself as 'sexually loose', or a slut.

1) The French Deli. sells the best strawberry tart.

2) The tarts often hang around this street.

3) The lady over there is tarty: Over 40s should not wear leather mini-skirts, and dagger heels.

tart by Coffee_addict July 18, 2004