Banana

A tasty fruit high in potassium. Also, sometimes used as a firearm.

They started to rush me, so I took out my banana and unloaded it on them.

by Toussaint L'Ouverture November 20, 2011

melt banana

a fuckin amazing band from japan. they rock your ass hard.

the melt banana show was fun as hell, now suck my cock

by scissorquiz July 17, 2003

banana wank

when you microwave a banana and slit the side and remove the banana placeing the warm banana skin around your penis and wanking ... this ancient technique was introduced to the world by dark munne

people found out i had a banana wank..

fyfes 4 life

by mark dunne February 13, 2009

bananaheads

A very close friend or companion

hi bananaheads did you see that bongbong that yongying song

by Isabellee June 22, 2008

sex with a banana

When a girl is a virgin and scared about her first time then usually she'll steal a condom from her parents room and slip it onto a nice unripe banana. She'll spread her legs wide and force it deep inside, to break her hymen and test if a penis will actually fit. If it does fit then she'll pump it in and out for about 15 minutes even if it hurts. If it doesn't fit she'll smear it with vaseline and jam it in harder until it works.

Sometimes done by pathetic older women with no boyfriend/husband

"Oh my god, I'm so scared that he'll know I'm a virgin... Oh well I'll break my hymen and have sex with a banana!"

by Beatricethevirgin July 29, 2006

Banana Whip

A healthy, amazingly delicious frozen treat made by whipping frozen bananas in your food processor.

How on earth can frozen bananas taste just like soft ice cream?

I have no idea. Stop asking questions and pass me more of that Banana Whip.

by Mama's Weeds August 6, 2011

Banana

Definiton 1:
Most Bananas, aka Onisions subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Definition 2: (Equally as accurate.)
Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel of their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of banana?
Guy 2: Onision?
Guy 1: Yeah!
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *Kills himself*

by BMR.Ritz Cracker February 13, 2017