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Bloativated

Adj. The need to work out or get in shape due to a real or perceived feeling of fatness. Usually triggered by clothes that don't fit, a higher-than-expected scale reading or a comment.

Also can be used as a verb, to bloativate.
When I couldn't button my jeans, I immediately was bloativated.
by Ddorfjt July 25, 2009
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bloativate

verb. to cause a feeling of bloativation, i.e. to inspire someone to feel fat and hence the need to get in shape.
When he asked if I was pregnant, it totally bloativated me.
by Ddorfjt July 25, 2009
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Bloaty McFloaty

Abdominal portrusion (bloating) so much that you resemble that of a floating balloon.

Female (general) cause: That 'time of the month'.

Male (general) cause: Too much donuts and beer.
"Stay clear guys..my mom's a 'Bloaty McFloaty' today".

"If I only knew 20 years ago my hubby would go from 'class jock' to 'Bloaty McFloaty'!"

"Whudup Bloaty McFloaty!"

"Bloaty McFloaty is in the house!"
by heartley99 April 30, 2010
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Boat Crud

1) The disease that one person brings onboard the submarine that infects the entire crew, rendering the boat virtually useless. 2) The combination of all diseases brought onboard by the crew that makes the super-powerful, incurable, mega-disease that everyone gets.
In other news, a new crewmember onboard U.S.S. Underway, as brought boat crud underway. No word yet on how this will affect its upcoming deployment.
by brad the nuke July 1, 2011
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bloaties

Unhealthy material usually consisting of high sugar, salt, and/or neuro-stimulatory substances that are indulged by a large proportion of civilization for pleasure or simply out of habit. These products are not restricted to foods, and include mind altering drugs, alcohol, and pornographic materials. Habitual ingestion of these products are associated with an unhealthy lifestyle, loss of personal integrity, and debasement of moral conduct (i.e. vice),
I had my share of bloatiies this morning after eating 4 chocolate eclairs with my grande latte.

Although his mind had been ravaged by the drug, he couldn't resist another toke of the bloaties.

Her love of bloaties was obvious as most were now nested as an additional 50 kgs in her midsection.
by trojanx April 11, 2012
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Boatgiver

The boatgetter is person everyone knows and everyone recognizes and everyone wants to be friends with.

The boatgiver often goes out of their way (often to extremes) to be friends.
Boat possession has varying degrees of severity.
Friend: Have you gotten to hang out with Louis yet?
You: No, why?
Friend: What?!?! He's a serious boatgetter. Get on that man!!!
You: I don't know, I don't really want to be a boatgiver..
Friend: It's worth it, trust me.
by AetosLock December 19, 2015
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boat tits

Big natural tits that slope down and out by design and almost resemble the bow of a wooden boat
Man, check out the boat tits on Rachel! I wish I could set sail with those boobies!
by have a little October 16, 2017
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