Bonkeys

My ADHD brain tripped over itself going 100mph resulting in this epic conjugation of the words "monkey" and "balls".

"Dude, this song sucks bonkeys!"

by Moo-ey December 28, 2025

Seth Bonner

Seth Bonner is the living embodiment of happiness. When he smiles, one cannot resist smiling profusely and being filled with joy.

When Seth Bonner smiles, my head goes blank and instantly I can feel joy running through every inch of my body.

by kattaliciouskat April 17, 2015

dutch bonnet

When you take a shit in someone's bed and put the sheets back over it

Steves left Bob a "Dutch Bonnet" at that party last night

by Stwot July 7, 2017

Baloney-boney

When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.

Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017

beach boney

Zamboni for the beach

That beach boney is really good at cleaning sand

by Sassabrass March 5, 2018

Tree Bonner

When a tree gets a bonner from a hot naked female tree hugger because she hugged the tree.

Tree 1: Yo did you she that girl getting all up on Frank, he must of got a tree bonner.
Tree 2: He always get those tree huggers, it's not fair.

by PoodyFiddle June 9, 2018

Paddy Bonner

A small Irish shemale with a large anus gap from being rammed by a horse pee pee from his Belmont brethren in the back of the Belmont Bus Boys lair.

Paddy Bonner was with his Brethren in the back of the school bus

by ThatOneGuyWhoMadeTomClarke July 16, 2018