Baconfetti

Confetti made out of bacon. It is glorious.

Courier: "Sir, we've received word from the front lines. The enemy has surrendered. Victory is ours!"

King: "At last! Let our people rejoice! RELEASE THE BACONFETTI!"

by Titansjjl November 22, 2011

Baconfag

A person on the internet who constantly raves about bacon talks about how good it is so much it ruins it.

Baconfag: "OMFG BACCCCOOONNNNN SOOOO GOOODDDD DSKFJAJHASJHAHDSKSDHAJD BACON"

Normal person: "Yeah bacon is pretty good..."

Baconfag: "BAACCCOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"

Normal person: "Okay you can shut up now..."

by Random0201 August 12, 2012

Bacon Proximity Index (BPI)

How far a given human being is from fresh hot bacon. This index value is an indicator of quality of life in both first and third world countries.

the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon

I'm in Denny's right now bro, my Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) is at the absolute maximum value known in the universe.

triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.

by aaron_ros April 25, 2013

bacon meister

A large gothic red-haired, red-bearded man who has developed the secret to home made bacon

Damn I only have eggs... I sure wish I knew the bacon meister

by Lollipot July 20, 2013

baconist

An individual with a deep and abiding devotion to all things bacon. This can involve total immersion in the bacon lifestyle or a simple and abiding love of the bacon food group. Baconists often join online communities to share their love of the food group and create themed gifs and memes to celebrate all things bacon.

Kurt was not merely a casual consumer of a BLT sandwich, he was well known as a baconist.

by Flossdada March 7, 2016

Baconater

A fat bird chode of a guy usually named Brady who is an angry little elf.

Look at that little midget hitting people, he's such a baconater

by Check for korpalitis August 21, 2017

baconbunny

A tribe member carnivorous and ferocious bunny that consumes bacon daily, decapitating anyone who stands in his her path. (Refer to Monty Python's Holy Grail, killer bunny scence).

The baconbunny consumed all the lettuce, carrots and brussel sprouts wrapped in bacon that were left unguarded by the non-bunny

by Kintock November 2, 2017