Dog Alarm

When one dog barks and the entire neighborhood of dogs start barking

Jamie be quiet, We wouldn't want to set off the dog alarm

by sinsforeal July 28, 2016

An azam

When a person pumps his pals burd during or whilst they are on a break. Or have split up.

Bro i just pumped that miriam. Fuck yaar you just done an azam.

by Urbanator123 November 29, 2016

Brazilian Alarm Clock

Waking a man up with oral sex

Chris was gently woken by a Brazilian Alarm Clock.

by ChrisOl May 6, 2021

mexican alarm clock

Drinking large amounts of plain tap water before going to sleep so as to be waken up by the urge to urinate.

Pedro wound up his mexican alarm clock with half a gallon of water.

by sh0gg0th December 15, 2008

Montana Burglar Alarm

When you are doing a guy from behind while wearing a ski mask rolled up on your head. As you ejaculate you pull the ski mask down over your face and blow an air horn in his ear.

When asked why he used a hearing aid, Greg responded "Montana Burglar Alarm"

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Azam

A tall big indian guy that bassically runs whatever school he goes to. Is hard to befriend but will stick by ur side no matter what. He likes curry, bts, and touching statues butts.

Guy 1: All hail azam
Guy 2: I heard azam can eat a banana whole

by Dr.hehe August 11, 2019

Car Alarm

When a man with stretches out his balls, wraps up his cell phone with them, and has his wife/girlfriend call him

Fuck a scrotal tuck I rather have my wife give me a car alarm. Talk about good vibrations.

by Hush Lecter February 18, 2010