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Gaping Axe Wound

Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.
Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.
by JudeRunner June 28, 2025
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axe

The kind of thing that every woman has (according to Rosa from Brooklyn 99)
What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?
by abt_03 January 5, 2021
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Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.
Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
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Battle Axe

A strong, supportive person who is a key fixture of someones life. Mostly reffering to one's significant other
"Oh my wife shes a uh, real battle axe of a woman, a real back bone of life".
by Stain Moleman August 1, 2023
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Bad Axe

Bad Axe is a city in Central Huron County, Michigan. It has things that a city with 3,000 has, such as a Walmart, McDonald's, KFC, a thirft store, a radio station, ACE hardware store, and even a Mejier since this is in the middle of nowhere, Bad Axe is a nice little town. It is the largest city in the county.
Guy: Hey, where do you live?
Bad Axe man: Bad Axe, Michigan
Guy: Nice, I like that place.
by Demondude321 August 9, 2020
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AXE OF FAX

"YO. IM AN AXE OF FAX, YO, THE NAME IS WAYNE, MesS WITH MY BUTT, YOU FEEL THE PAIN.
by Jax Fax Of Genshin Impact March 16, 2021
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