Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

Battle Axe

A strong, supportive person who is a key fixture of someones life. Mostly reffering to one's significant other

"Oh my wife shes a uh, real battle axe of a woman, a real back bone of life".

by Stain Moleman August 1, 2023

pyro axe

a legendary axe no longer obtainable cuz allencc stole all of the diamonds

ur mother sucked my cock pyro axe

by unban deathguy December 26, 2020

Axe Tag

spraying axe deodorant on a public surface to feel gangster and not get in trouble

Look at this Axe I stole from the mini mart, I'm gonna Axe Tag in the back of the mini mart cause that's how I roll.

by urworsthacker01 December 27, 2011

AX

Ancient Ex, an ex from a relationship prior to your previous one

Girl, my AX called me last night. I hadnt spoken to him in three years.

by Fashionplatenc October 26, 2008

axed

The way black conservatives use "asked"

Black liberal/independent: I asked this nigga whether he like Trump or not and he was like nah dude he racist
Black conservative: I axed this nigga whether he like Trump or not and he was like nah and that if I like him I an "uncle tom"

by dangnuggets April 2, 2019

true-axe breath

a person with rancid dog breath

Dude, he has true-axe breath. He needs to floss his teeth.

by thebeetman October 3, 2014