Assed

Cashed weed bowl

It's assed

by LyleHoam July 27, 2022

assed up

Rubbed ass on something such as during sex.

As the woman was passed out on the chaise lounge by the pool and rubbing her nose into it, another woman said "if she only knew how much Ron and I assed up that chair the other night."

by chrispbaconass September 5, 2023

Assbergers

A reall smart autistic jackass

"You must have assbergers, you fucking cunt"

by TheThiccAsshole January 3, 2024

assemization

when some onw acts like an assem (droopy) , that is called assemizing

oh shit ! , zain is undergoing assemization

by daganger March 22, 2024

assbestos

A fire-resistant material dat's used to make protective diapers for folks who are concerned about someone's "lighting a fire under their behinds".

Given all da "flaming" political pressure dat Congressmen are under from their citizens, they might do well to sew patches of assbestos into their trouser-seats.

by QuacksO June 9, 2024

Asscenity

Something that is asinine.
Analogous to "Obscenity" - with a twist.

The law outlawing Marijuana is an asscenity.

by Doogles45 July 10, 2024

Assem

That one annoying guy in school that nobody likes. He’s a big fat nerd. He thinks he’s him, but he’s really not but overall, fuck him

Assem is the biggest nerd known to man

by Ihateassem December 22, 2024