Aspergers

Minor Autism or someone who is highly functioning with Autism.
Can learn and grow unlike some with Autism.

John: I have Aspergers.
Jake: Wow! I never realised that, you seemed so normal.

by comedyislife December 3, 2019

Asher

An asshole who thinks he’s hot and has “depression”. Always being a bitch to everyone. Expects everyone to allow him to do anything. And lastly he always complains about his “depression”

Person: Hey! Do you see that asshole???

Person 2: yeah, he’s a total Asher

by SoulessGinget January 17, 2020

assertive

too willing, clingy and appears wasy

Maggie was assertive in trying to hookup with Andy, because she tried to pull him over into the corner, he thought she was too easy, and didn't bother

by Maggibell May 25, 2005

asperger's syndrome

A disorder which keeps people from having successful social interactions, and poor motor skills, and various other shit. They however carry on skill such as obssession with a certain subject to an extent, although very few people have such an obbession.

Most people with this are like those loners that stand or sit at lunch by themselves in school, or those people getting bullied everyday, or a those people that live with their moms and dads after dropping out of college, or those homeless people that ask for money out of tourists pockets.

The lucky ones however, those that can miraclously learn how to socially interact and make friends easily can live a normal life while those who aren't as lucky end up as lonely criminals, drug dealers, terrorists, homeless, and poor people.

Asperger's Syndrome is one of the causes of poverty in the industrialized world.

by D Baggerd October 3, 2006

Asperger Syndrome

Very similar to high functioning autism. People with Asperger Syndrome(aspies) are interesting to talk to if you happen to have the same special interest as them. They're also very rigid. That means they'll get mad as hell if you sit in their special spot. They also have no creativity. They also think people with HFA are more "disabled". That is true once in a while, but not always.

Aspie: I have Asperger Syndrome.
Person with HFA: I have high functioning autism.
Aspie: I'm more high functioning than you!
Person with HFA: No one cares.

by The Autistic December 14, 2011

assercastic

to be conceited without being serious
using sarcasm instead of seriousness when 'bigging yourself up'
if you are an assercast then you are conceited sarcastically
if you use assercasm then you actively are being conceited sarcastically

*sarcastic* 'oh, yes, coz im so god damn wonderful'

oh my god, that was so assercastic...

by lis.x May 12, 2007

Asserballs

Term give for the view of a man's testicles from behind. Most visible when the man bends over.

''When he bent over I could totally see his Asserballs

by sophiekisskiss December 22, 2012