Arctic Wind Gooning

The act of allowing the crispy winds of the arctic to goon for you

Man it’s windy, just like that time I was arctic wind gooning.

by MoistureGorilla February 19, 2025

artickles

Humorous published missives to really get yer funny-bone jiggling.

Art Buchwald always wrote da most hilarious artickles.

by QuacksO February 20, 2025

arctic chill out

when a man puts his underwear on backwards, bends over, pulls his scrotum throw the penis hole and sprays it with a cold can of air freshener

My gurl ca.e over over last night amd gave me an arctic chill out

by the t3 February 28, 2025

ArcticBison

Equivalent to muskox. A smelly & annoying animal.

Ugh this arcticbison smells horrible.

by Mashirouwu July 7, 2025

Articuno

To jack off in the Denny's parking lot at 10am.

Yeah, I did an Articuno this morning in Pittsburgh.

by Aydencuno October 21, 2025

Artichoke

Someone telling other to be quiet

Artichoke the shit out of you but my nuts keep getting stuck on your chin.

by LILBITOFLOVE December 4, 2025

The Arctic Mungkees

A small-time Swedish pop band, most notably renowned for their hit single "Peter Mitchell" from their debut album "Dark Side of the Mung".

While they only achieved limited success in the mainstream music scene, The Arctic Mungkees have often been cited as a main influence to hardcore musicians, Mungtellica.

Dude what's that awful noise? It sounds like a pack of frosty walruses!

No way! That's my new The Arctic Mungkees record!

by The Godbler April 8, 2011