Alex the Ghost

Alex is a cold blooded small child who rarely speaks. When he does he will boast about how mature he is when compared to other people. Alex is 0.0000001cm taller than Ewob. If you ever meet Alex you may not see him immediately as he blends into his surroundings very well.

“Oh there’s Alex the Ghost!”

by You pleb January 12, 2022

alex dougherty

A future plumber from the Dougherty Dozen family

"Hey, do you know Alex Dougherty?"
"Yeah! He's the one who devours the snackerty boards!"

by kadenuwuwuwuwuwu January 23, 2023

lauren alexander

Lauren Alexander is the most amazing and charismatic person that you will ever come in contact with. She's a great friend and 9.5/10 people love her. She's never wrong and when she knows what she wants she goes for it. You don't want to get on her bad side. If you screw her over she will lay punishment on you, but overall Lauren is the most amazing and wonder and beautiful human on the planet.

Friend: I'm having relationship issues

Friend #2: just call Lauren Alexander! She's great with advice

Friend: oh no! I'm about to loose my streak with Lauren Alexander

Friend #2: you better snap chat her back! Bad things will happen if you don't

by Samantha Munro March 14, 2017

mrs.Alexander

mrs.Alexander is old white lady very short, also oringally from from arizona she is a midddle school school teacher she currently teaches math ,everyone hates her because she is a bitch.

Guy 1 yo, fuck mrs.Alexander she gave us too much homework.
guy 2 . tootally agree, dude.

by RedPenisWithJizzzAlloverIT February 14, 2019

National Alex has a face day

Dec 23

Time to recognise the fact that Alex has a (face)

Alex: hi
You: did you know it's national Alex has a face day
Alex: no
You: you have a face

by Kayleihaha December 22, 2019

Pull an Alex

Too lazy to close cross fire in a game to view a picture, tweet, website. Literally looks at the bright side of everything. To pull an Alex is like opening a whole new world of explorations.

I'm bored
-Me too
Let's watch some football?
-Nah... Lets pull an Alex
K, lemme go get my cape

by Str4ynigga October 16, 2012

fuckboy named alex

Girls, he may seem sweet, but he will eAT YOUR HEART FOR BREAKFAST! Watch out!

"That fuckboy named Alex broke up with me today!"
"I told you, I'm a lot better than him!"

by whyamievenherejesuschrist May 29, 2017