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alan

i don’t think i’m supposed to use urban dictionary for this but i wish we where still as close as we used to be i miss being your best friend, even tho we talk from time to time i want things to go back to what it used to be, i should’ve told you how i felt, most of the time i thought u liked me to but i’ll always be to scared to ask you. i miss you.
by myth0ughts August 24, 2023
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Alan

Alan is a guy who really likes a certain chocolate cake, but he can't have said chocolate cake because he's an awkward pussy who doesn't know how to talk to girls. He also is a little bit gay and has a best friend named Eli.
Oh, Alan, yeah he totally likes her.

Oh yeah, Alan is such a moody asshole.
by tinnytintin September 21, 2022
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Alan

literally the hottest motherfucker you will ever meet. he is so so sweet and he’s really good at giving head. alan’s often have a lot of girls who want them but usually have no idea cause they tend to be very shy and insecure.
“who’s that guy with all the girls around him?”

“that’s alan, he has no clue how much pussy he could be getting 😩”
by fatherless_sari_ November 23, 2021
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Fred Alan Binless

Fred Alan Binless is clapped
Fred Alan Binless is clapped and has a sharper jawline than Morton hendren
by Shredded henchman Oliver February 13, 2021
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Alan

The nicest person out there, it is easy to become friends with him. He is the type of person who would do anything to make the people he cares about happy. Words to describe him: smart, generous, caring, kind, cute :), talented, and funny. He is a complete sweetheart and can't stay mad at someone for more than 30 seconds. He is literally flawless and can make the perfect friend, or something even more. Once you meet an Alan, you'll never want to let him go. Once he leaves, it may be hard for him to come back.
Person 1: You know that guy who is really good at guitar and volunteers at the animal shelter?

Person 2: Oh him? Yeah, his name is Alan.

Person 1: Really? No surprise there :)
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Alan walker

Overrated generic trashy pop shit music maker from norway. He constantly remakes and copy&pastes music from other people because he can't make any original good music.
His fanbase is mostly teenagers, kids and dumb normies.
Fuck alan walker, he uses ghost producer. That guy is untalented trash.
by 4nt1n0rm13 January 20, 2024
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Alan alkadoo

man with a huge Cock
Oh wow is that Alan alkadoo wow alan big pp
by Alan Alkadoo lover November 23, 2021
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