NATURAL ABORTION

A great reason why they need to pass ANAL VS. PAID.
LOOK how many of you ABORTION HATERS and ABORTION REJECTERS screw your GIRLY in the S0D0MY as you see congratulations you just had a NATURAL ABORTION as us FAGS are your residential experts and not only that it's PRIDE WEAK for all you NATURAL ABORTION FUCKERS.
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Backyard Abortion

4-5 shots of the cheapest vodka you can get your hands on. And your visit your local 7/11, get the nacho cheese sauce. You’ll want to chug about 2 cups worth. Lastly eat one whole skin on chicken breast, feel free to cover in mayo if you wish (helps the poultry go down) Goodluck
Yeah… she legit forgot to get to the 7/11, in time for her annual backyard abortion. It’s happening today tho now, if your free come by!
by April 17, 2023
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Auschwitz abortion

Slit a pregnant Jewess belly open and either smash the Jewlings head against the wall,smearing it's brain or throw it in the loft and skewer it with a bayonet meanwhile the Jewess was screaming to her death
A Jewess has been torn to piece by tying her legs to two horses driven on gaindeal ways at Irma Greses befeal,her sister had just gotten an Auschwitz abortion by Irma
by adolphisback1889 April 12, 2024
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Abortable

1. A Lolitanese word that describes someone or something repulsive; the opposite of adorable.
2. A word to describe a repulsive action done by an adorable character.
Person 1: My cat just vomited on my favorite pantsuit!
Person 2: That's sooo abortable!

Person 1: Look, Daddy! I made an action figure out of hair I found in the shower drain!
Person 2: Son, that's abortable.
by Lolitan February 16, 2011
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Organic abortion

Any abortion caused by natural events, ie sitting in a hot spring while pregnant
Karen had an organic abortion, a tornado took her baby.
by LadyJoints May 25, 2019
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Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 12, 2021
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gamer abortion

When a female douches with Mountain Dew after sex to avoid getting pregnant.
OMFG Kaylee, are you pregnant !?
Yeah, my gamer abortion failed. I think try Mountain Dew was flat.
by IndigoBlossom August 04, 2019
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