extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat with anonymous tips

Hub: ah, total douche defined...

by the comand'r November 20, 2023

French abortion

A French abortion is when a woman performs oral on a man then proceeds to spit the man’s semen into a shot glass the man then drinks the shot

Gave the misses the old French abortion last night

by Dipshit douglas December 21, 2022

Failed Abortion

Any person that is a fan of meowbahh,dream,z00philes,furrys,png tubers that r bad or someone who is any of those

Child:I like dream and I am a png tuber and I love love our dog
Dad:Great so I’ll tell you…
Mom and Dad: You are a Failed Abortion

by A guy who is most likely dumb April 21, 2022

extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion. Not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined

by the comand'r November 24, 2023

gamer abortion

When a female douches with Mountain Dew after sex to avoid getting pregnant.

OMFG Kaylee, are you pregnant !?
Yeah, my gamer abortion failed. I think try Mountain Dew was flat.

by IndigoBlossom August 4, 2019

Reverse Abortion

When instead of the child being killed the mother is killed while giving birth.

Did you hear Mary had a reverse Abortion?

by anonymous January 24, 2022

Abortion hat

Condom

You becky you want me to wear that abortion hat or you wants me to creampie ya hoe ass

by Formulaatld December 4, 2021