Assometer

An internal meter, usually located within female but also has been found in males, that measures the assholeness of someone, usually upon the first meeting.

Gal: I just met the hottest guy at the bar, but my assometer read a "9." Run like hell!

by Homophoniphobic March 17, 2010

Awesomefest

When a situation or string of situations has several elements each classifiable as awesome following each other rapidly, even possibly occuring at the same time, while barely leaving time to utter the word 'awesome' before the next awesomeness appears.

Dude! This movie was one serious awesomefest.

by Metroplex April 11, 2011

AWESOMELISCIOUS

The state and or being of a complete and utter brownie catatonic state of retarded awesome and delisciousness induced by pound upon pound of brownies!

brownie junkie brownie fiend brownie addict brownie fool brownies are still AWESOMELISCIOUS

by The Blincoman October 31, 2011

awesomecalafragaliscthatshitisthedopest

This is the new hip supercalifragilisticexpialidocious for the new millennial. The way to describe something that is so great it is indescribable.

I met chow from the hangover movies last night and the only way I could describe it is awesomecalafragaliscthatshitisthedopest.

by Dandeman76 April 6, 2017

Aw5omeGamer

JUST A KID WHO WANTS TO BE A DJ BUT WAS TOLD BY A TEACHER THAT A WALMART CASHIER GETS MORE.....

Yo are you Aw5omeGamer

Ya

by shityourmom May 14, 2018

Awesomeacious

Females who are killing it at being a Super Mom, Amazing Wife, and Killer Executive all while making it look easy…that’s Awesomeacious

Her husband can not get enough of her Awesomeacious

by Jeff De La Torre October 30, 2018

Awesome Baby!

The famous catchphrase from basketball commentator Dick Vitale. It's also the name of his own video game.

Do you know Dick Vitale?

Yes! I saw Scott the woz's video on Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby!" College Hoops.

Awesome Baby!

by Calcium Demo March 10, 2019