Zoomie

When a dog starts playing and running out of nowhere, and it can't be controlled

Firulais is chasing his tail, that zoomie is freaking me out!

by Bigolita June 8, 2019

Zoomie

This means that you are with a group of friends in the same room on the same zoom meeting.

We are going to host a zoomie tomorrow.

by Star Wordy lll November 18, 2020

Imagination Zoomies

(Adjective) (Adverb) It’s basically when, you’ve memorized the traces of humor, and remember what was originally funny and can build more jokes making one endless inside joke to yourself or others about the original joke to the point you have the Zoomies

That person was laughing so hard it was as if it was by imagination Zoomies

by Imagine image zoomies zoom December 5, 2023

Zoomie

A blowjob while on a Zoom meeting

My girlfriend gave me a Zoomie under the desk while so was on our company-wide video conference.

by Baconbarbarian June 19, 2020

Sus umi zoomi

The one who speaks through his saxophone

The sus umi zoomi needs help!

by WhitimalsJJJ April 20, 2022

Zoomies

The very sudden, urgent need to poop that happens mere moments before a Zoom meeting.

I got hit with the zoomies before the meeting so I had to sit on a bucket the entire time just in case.

by slyigs August 27, 2025

He got The zoomies

When a man bust quick

Girl, he busted so quickly
Oh girl he got the zoomies

by Evangelinebomdia April 30, 2024