zoomer 

N. A nice way of saying shit.

Nn "Hey, your dog left a zoomer in my garden."
Vb "Don't zoomer in your pants man"

zoomer by Barmann October 18, 2006

Zoomer 

Someone intensely tied to the Zoom platform, often students who have no say in the technology used to put classrooms online.

Mom: Hey Danny come to the kitchen it's time for lunch!
Danny: I can't, I'm in class over Zoom .
Mom: Okay Zoomer. Come get your lunch when you're done. Back in my day, we used to get lunch from the school and eat it in the cafeteria.
Danny: Ok Boomer.

Zoomer by Another_Guy April 4, 2021

Zoomer 

A young normie who has no knowledge on the subject of politics except for "Orange man bad".

ZOOMER:"Biden is totally not the worst president to ever exist."
Person with common sense: STFU zoomer

Zoomer by fuckt4rd September 24, 2021

Zoomer 

Contrary to some other definitions here, "zoomer" does NOT refer to Generation Z. It's the evolution of the term "boomer", for whom lifestyles and values are completely different from the late '50s and '60s. Whereas this generation previously aged in a sedentary context, they are now vibrant, active, busy -- and not set to retire at 65 as in days of yore. They in essence "zoom" now, so this is the term applied to them. It has nothing to do with the static, lethargic, vapid lifestyles of Generation Z.

Zoomers in their 50s, 60s and 70s are much more active in the gym these days.

Zoomer by Vocabulary Victory March 25, 2019

Zoomer 

1. A Gen Z who supports boomers A.K.A fucking idiots
2. A name that boomers use to name gen z’s, in vain of gen z’s calling them boomers

Boomer: Ok, Zoomer

Zoomer by Biggerest Balls November 9, 2019

zoomer 

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zoomer by l'irvine4808 March 8, 2022

zoomer 

Exceedingly long pointed breasts.

Man that chick sure has a set of zoomers.

zoomer by Onkas Von Stum October 2, 2003