ZooKeepers

A group of individuals united to expose the true nature of the babwa.

Yo mate, you’re the Zoo Keeper innit?
Who, me? Nah.
You’re the only one that knew about the pink GameBoys, it must be you.

"ZooKeepers"

by Zoo Keeper June 23, 2008

zootypanjabouthgrana

a zoo where they keep weird creatures and fantasy characters in Grana

I saw a Dougal at the zootypanjabouthgrana when I went last week

by foetus deletus May 29, 2020

Zoopy gloop cheese

A term used by the British to talk about African cuisine that they’d try after getting hungry burning down their villages

Wow Frederick, this Zoopy gloop cheese makes me want to burn down yet another Tanzanian village

by Marvin Weinbaum August 11, 2023

Crystal zooty

Crystal zooties (plural), or a crystal zooty (singular), are spliffs rolled using marijuana crystals as apposed to grinding up buds.

Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.

"You know what?" he said,
"What" his mate replied,
"It's crystal zooty time beiiii" he shouted excitedly whilst launching himself towards the weed paraphernalia.

by Quantmebad December 4, 2018

zookkake

An event where many animals ejaculate on a woman's face.

That bitch is drenched in dog cum from the zookkake.

by Shawn McNasty May 1, 2007

zooey

Zooey: a description of THE girl. Completely out of your comfort zone, but you totally dig it. quirky, spontaneous, does what she wants when she wants. is nothing you would have ever seen yourself being with cause she is so different than you, but at the same time find you two completely compatible with eachother. she listens to music no one else listens to, but it's good music. she will find you and it will be out of nowhere. she makes you nervous, excited, ancy. someones zooey doesnt mean her name is zooey. Zooey is a description of THE girl you never seen yourself with and now that it is happening it is captivating. She is completely different, in an amazing way.

"bro, I think I like this girl she's wild and crazy. She's to much to handle, but i can't get enough. She's so Zooey."

can also be used to descibe something, "This music is so Zooey!" or "that's so Zooey"

by jacob22290 November 3, 2010

I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

Phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a shit about.

Man 1: I wish Nickelback would come to Tuscon on their tour!
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

by Ditno September 26, 2011