zonkered

very drunk to the point of black-out

That guy lying in the gutter must zonkered, you can smell the drink a mile off!

by Simon Eustice November 5, 2005

zonkerhead

ashley a.k.a. slut is such a zonkerhead! meaning they are incredibly goofy and they are always laughing/making someone laugh at something

"omg, that girl is SUCH a zonkerhead!"

by jen! May 8, 2005

zonned

Incredibly bored...to the point of not knowing what to do with yourself. Sick state to be in.

'Oh my god this science class is killing me'
'Yeah man I'm totally zonned'

'All I've been doing for the past three days is surfing the net, going on msn and eating...I'm zonning out mate'

by liz.eh January 3, 2007

zoner

a condition which arises when an individual is so 'in the zone', they cannot help but have a megahuge boner.

michael phelps was sporting a zoner during the beijing olympics.

by poot12 December 28, 2008

Zoner

A zipper boner.

Jill: omg do u have a boner?!
Sam: no its my zipper I swear! Its a zoner, not a boner!!

by chicken fagina September 22, 2009

zoner

It's like a boner you get in your sleep.

I woke up with a zzzzzzoner.

by turdmasterdarren February 12, 2012

Justin Zenner

Justin is a complete douchebag. He will die in a horrible death
~Nathan

Justin Zenner is a failure

by NathanJR2008 October 17, 2008