To spray wildly in a random pattern, often used to describe violent diahrrea or vomit. Especially associated with excessive alcohol consumption.
"Scout (a dog) totally zolatoned all over the dining room floor after eating a half bag of almonds!"
by Whosyourdaddytoday October 28, 2011
Get the Zolatone mug.the act of watching dude wheres my car so much, that you change your name to zoltan. You'll live your whole life as zoltan until you watch dude where's my car again with subtitles and realize his name is really zoltam.
Matt: Hey Cash, guess what I did?
Cash: What did you do you flomper?
Matt: Call me Zoltan!!
Cash: It's really Zoltam.
Matt: dammmmmn.
Cash: What did you do you flomper?
Matt: Call me Zoltan!!
Cash: It's really Zoltam.
Matt: dammmmmn.
by Lance Man January 13, 2008
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-I know seriously, fool can't get a girl
-Actually I think hes gay
-Oh....zoltan...
-I know seriously, fool can't get a girl
-Actually I think hes gay
-Oh....zoltan...
by ballllller January 4, 2009
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Get the Zlata mug.an act, story, gesture that is deemed uncool. Also, a tally of said acts, stories, gestures. If one person recieves five in 24 hours, they must go home, no matter where they are.
"So I went down to the store, and tooootally bought 2 gallons of milk. That's so much milk, right?"
"Dude, zoltan. That's five, you have to go home."
"But we're on a bus!"
"Doesn't matter, get off, and go home"
"Dude, zoltan. That's five, you have to go home."
"But we're on a bus!"
"Doesn't matter, get off, and go home"
by Kyle Doeden October 4, 2006
Get the zoltan mug.one of the best wingers in the country. easily the best ukrinian player alive (well, they don't really have many good players) and he plays for the mighty west bromwich albion!!
by number 1 wee haggis by the way April 2, 2005
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