Tom: hey man have a bitchin’ Yule
Mark: what the fuck is a bitchin’ Yule-
Tom: stop being a christian Mark
Mark: what the fuck is a bitchin’ Yule-
Tom: stop being a christian Mark
by weed candle,moist toes,garfusy October 3, 2022

yule, you won't ever meet someone as pretty or themselves as a yule, she has undeniable swag that is matched by no one. her smile is no different from the morning sun, it brings only joy when you see it. her joyful personality will leave you thinking of her before you drift off to sleep. even when you look like a complete clown she looks past that and laughs it off with you making you feel well again. she also has a tendency to hit the whip and nae nae in the back of work.
by mydogsnameisgucci January 20, 2024

by Han's Dyman November 13, 2011

The Icelandic Yule Lads are 13 small dwarves that visit you on a day of Christmas. Each one is there to cause trouble in their own specific way.
Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.
Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk
Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them
Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition
Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots
Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it
Door Slammer: Slams doors at night
Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr
Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back
Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal
Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread
Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat
Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible
Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.
Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk
Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them
Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition
Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots
Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it
Door Slammer: Slams doors at night
Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr
Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back
Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal
Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread
Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat
Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible
by Tatertot Productions March 19, 2019

a try hard
by shrektoes426 March 22, 2022

A Holiday erected penis , bring joy to another person or group of people. Usually for sex or to gaze at . It only appears 24th & 25th of December .
by Calabashmonty January 2, 2021
