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Bitchin’ Yule

A cooler version of Christmas that the Christians stole and made more religious
Tom: hey man have a bitchin’ Yule

Mark: what the fuck is a bitchin’ Yule-
Tom: stop being a christian Mark
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yule, you won't ever meet someone as pretty or themselves as a yule, she has undeniable swag that is matched by no one. her smile is no different from the morning sun, it brings only joy when you see it. her joyful personality will leave you thinking of her before you drift off to sleep. even when you look like a complete clown she looks past that and laughs it off with you making you feel well again. she also has a tendency to hit the whip and nae nae in the back of work.
yule is so great and pretty
by mydogsnameisgucci January 20, 2024
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Mexican Yule Log

A Mexican Yule Log is an alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and egg nog.
-Dude you just threw up all over the Christmas tree!
-Yeah, I chugged an entire Mexican Yule Log.
by Han's Dyman November 13, 2011
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Icelandic Yule Lads

The Icelandic Yule Lads are 13 small dwarves that visit you on a day of Christmas. Each one is there to cause trouble in their own specific way.

Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.

Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk

Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them

Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition

Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots

Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it

Door Slammer: Slams doors at night

Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr

Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back

Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal

Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread

Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat

Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible
The Icelandic Yule Lads have caused much mischief this year.
by Tatertot Productions March 19, 2019
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UGH.. he's such a yule!!! He tries to show off all the time!!
by shrektoes426 March 22, 2022
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Yule log

A Holiday erected penis , bring joy to another person or group of people. Usually for sex or to gaze at . It only appears 24th & 25th of December .
Daniel I feel special this Christmas Day how about you put your Yule log in my hot box !
by Calabashmonty January 2, 2021
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