Yoni Zamboni

Any device or individual involved in the total depilation of the mons veneris, mound of Venus, pudenda , pussy mound or, of course, Yoni

Wow, Steffi, your ladyparts are so smooth! Would you let me borrow your Yoni Zamboni before my date with Brad?

by osmium quarkmatter January 5, 2020

Yoni Young

Holder Of Child Porn

You heard about Yoni Young? Ya, he sold that to me.

by BAR69696969 March 15, 2022

yoni bear

someone who is a total babe and impresses everyone around. they are funny and a total yoni bear. if you see a yoni bear, you’d know right away that they are a yoni bear. if you have to question it for even a second, they are not a yoni bear.

YONI BEAR GET OVER HEREEEEEE

by bigmommagirl March 10, 2024

yoni wand

A tool designed to Yoni help women experience enhanced sexual pleasure, increased vaginal lubrication and arousal, for a more intense orgasm.

She prefers her yoni wand to a real person.

by Greatrush May 7, 2025

Tantric Yoni Massage

Yoni is the Sanskrit word for the vagina that is loosely translated as "sacred space" or "Sacred Temple." In Tantra, the Yoni is seen from a perspective of love and respect.

The goal of the Tantric Yoni massage is not solely to achieve orgasm, although orgasm is often a pleasant and welcome side effect. The goal can be as simple as to pleasure and massage the Yoni. From this perspective both receiver and giver can relax, and do not have to worry about achieving any particular goal. When orgasm does occur it is usually more expanded, more intense and more satisfying. It is also helpful for the giver to not expect anything in return, but simply allow the receiver to enjoy the massage and to relax into herself.

by canucker November 17, 2006

chilling with yoni

Under the influence of some type of Narcotic (drug).

Wow! I can't see straight right now I'm chiling with Yoni.
Hey come by my house I'm chilling with Yoni.

by drdreamer March 26, 2011

The Yoni

The Yoni is a standard unit of chronological measurement, defined strictly as the period of time Yoni has to spend in service of the army. (Yoni will ultimately serve 1 The Yoni in the army.)

The universe is estimated by scientists to be roughly 0.16 The Yonis old.

by coldPhage June 11, 2006